Dear You,

I know it’s been a while. Too long a while. I mean sure, you know all about my terrorist connections and my split ends, but did you know I went to Egypt? For ten days! It was great.

And I will get around to the details and the pictures and all that. I really will! Just not tonight.

Tonight, I am leaving you with this silver frame, spotted in a shop window in Alexandria. I wish I could have bought it:


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