I’m watching Jimmy Kimmel now and the Twilight Love Triangle is on. I just have a few things to say before I get to Mah Point.
1. Edward and Robert Pattinson are very different. I think, firstly, that Edward should have an accent. And secondly, Robert Pattinson–surprisingly–has a personality. Why couldn’t he have shared any of that with Edward?
2. Kristen Stewart was freaking made to play Bella. SO DULL.
3. But she’s also very white. White! Like, her legs are way whiter than her body. I didn’t know they allowed actresses to look like that. Alright, Kristen, I can cut you some slack.
4. They showed a clip of the movie (part of the Volturi scene, ♥ Aro ♥) and: Bella’s hair. *want*
Finally, The Point.
Jimmy Kimmel whipped out these awesome magazine photos of Taylor Lautner busting some sweet breakdancing moves and they were so amazing that I decided to make a post of it and share them with you right here on my blog. But Google, instead of bringing me the pictures I asked for, brought me a video:
Google, how do you always know what I need?
And Taylor Lautner, dayy-yuhm.